I am a ballsy individual. I wear unwashed jeans until they break and believe that the less you bathe, the warmer you'll be. I am a closet trichotillomanic and randomly yell at annoying tv advertisements. Occasionally, I voluntarily attend a class where getting hit with bamboo sticks is considered a recreational sport. I sign happy faces on my credit card receipts and bite my pets because I believe they shouldn't have all the fun. I enjoy snot-rockets, smelling belly buttons, peeing in the shower and farting out loud. I have a difficult time remembering things and suck at face recognition. I believe driving is just a bigger version of chess. If I had a million dollars, I'd ask NASA to shoot me into space. Things that hover over me make me uneasy and irritable. MY OBSESSION FOR ART AND MUSIC IS UNPARALLELED. I am quite possibly one of the most influentual people you'll ever meet.